Kids' Show

If I had a show for kids it would obviously be educational. My show would be about language barriers and being able to communicate with people of different languages. The show would be called "Around the World".  The main character would be a guy called Mikey Wordsworth, and he would have a hot air balloon. He would travel to a different country each episode and explain the culture of that country. The show would air at 4:30 p.m. The show would also be for 7-13 year olds because it might be a little too advance for toddlers. Each episode Mikey would wear something or have something that gave hints to what country he was in. I. E. He would have on bleu, blanc, et rouge to show he was in France. He would show kids cultural etiquette and traditions used by each country. He would also teach the kids about all the different major religions of the country. He wouldn't go into much detail, but just talk about them. Then each couple of episodes, the antagonist, Dr. Antihero, will try and trick the kids by asking them questions about the country Mikey just visited, and it's an interactive TV show, so it will have a question on the screen with numbered answers and if the kid chooses the right number, then Mikey will use one of his magic disappearing cubes and use on Dr. Antihero. If they get it wrong then He asks another question. That's what my TV show would be about.

I knew when I looked up and saw Cupid with his bow, I knew that I was in trouble. I was working on the fields with my uncle who lives in Germany. We were tending the cows, the usual milking and feeding, when suddenly a weird looking baby-like creature came out of nowhere and 360 no-scoped me right in the left buttock. I had fallen under der the spell that I was either in love with my uncle, or those fine looking cows. I wanted to go and kiss the cows, while my uncle was trying to convince me not to. He said to me, "You idiot, why the heck would you fall in love with a cow?" I didn't have an answer to give him. Then Cupid returned in an even stranger reincarnation. He appeared as a hybrid puppy mixed with a monkey and a baby at the same time, extremely attractive. You could even call it a "Puppymonkeybaby". It said that the spell was wearing off and I would return to normal. I started hallucinating and saw Cupid as Yoda. The last thing I can remember that he told me was, "Love leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."