I knew when I looked up and saw Cupid with his bow, I knew that I was in trouble. I was working on the fields with my uncle who lives in Germany. We were tending the cows, the usual milking and feeding, when suddenly a weird looking baby-like creature came out of nowhere and 360 no-scoped me right in the left buttock. I had fallen under der the spell that I was either in love with my uncle, or those fine looking cows. I wanted to go and kiss the cows, while my uncle was trying to convince me not to. He said to me, "You idiot, why the heck would you fall in love with a cow?" I didn't have an answer to give him. Then Cupid returned in an even stranger reincarnation. He appeared as a hybrid puppy mixed with a monkey and a baby at the same time, extremely attractive. You could even call it a "Puppymonkeybaby". It said that the spell was wearing off and I would return to normal. I started hallucinating and saw Cupid as Yoda. The last thing I can remember that he told me was, "Love leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering."